Furtiban

a mean-spirited self-righteous shadow community; a surreptitious moral militia. Enabled by Enmity - Empowered by Authority - Embodied by Mediocrity. From Furtive: Characterized by stealth. Expressive of hidden motives & Taliban: Pashto meaning "school". A hanfi Islamist political group.

The Furtiban are everywhere, & nowhere.

by Darth Johnny November 26, 2010

Furtardo

Someone who has preformed something extremely stupid, so stupid that they are considered more than a retard. Furtardo combines the words Fucked Up, Retard and Mexican.

Oh my god! He just cut his dick off for fun! He is a Furtardo!

by Arasan of Spades March 18, 2011

fhurt

A fart that really really hurts your butthole. Like you had a baby come from your ass.

I fhurted my pants so hard that hemoriods have developed on my butt.

by ShayShayTexas May 9, 2014

Furturd

A turd that is covered by fur due to shedding

Dude, is that a furturd?
Yeah dude, it's a turd covered in fur

by Lumalawin April 25, 2015

furt

when you fart and it makes your anus hurt.

Ouch! I just furted!

by personthing123 November 7, 2015

further bananas

When an event that was already bananas is considered normal, then worsens.

As the event is already bananas, it cannot be considered bananas. It is further bananas.

When the midget showed up in in R Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet", shit became further bananas.

by rp0 April 18, 2017

Fürtlestank

A term to use instead of "pardon me" or "excuse me" to indicate you accidentally did something. To be used as an alternative to "I'm sorry", in which you would be apologizing unnecessarily.

"Oops, I spilled my drink, Fürtlestank!"

"Fürtlestank, I gave you the wrong change!"

"Fürtlestank! I left my pie at your house!"

by Jane Fürtlestank August 20, 2017