pokemon fossil

The act of a man wrapping his flaccid penis around his testicles and scrotum, therefore assuming the appearance of a Pokemon fossil.

Last night, Jeff got drunk and showed me his Pokemon fossil.

by Ya Boy T-Diddy March 18, 2016

Fossy

A very old person.

Where did you dig up that old fossy?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Fossy

Excellent at online games, The fossy is a mysterious figure to be reckoned with.

<|_emon> Damn nice shot mr fossy!
<Mr.Fossy>Yes I know.... (disapears ina puff of smoke>

by Mark September 3, 2004

Fossy

A very cool guy, Who also thinks Lemons re the greatest

AAAAAA20:52 <000000Mr_Fossy> Lemons Rule

by Mark September 2, 2004

foss

An old or otherwise lame person. Short for fossil.

Man, did you hear what that fossil said to me? Plural usage: Check out the fosses in their Volvos.

by Annie Olson November 10, 2008

Fossilman

his name is actually greg raymer, not dan. hes known for wearing novelty sunglasses to distract his opponents. he got the name "fossilman" by selling fossils to other players as good luck charms or card protectors. he played well during the tournament but was a little bitch during the tournament of the champions. i think hes a big fat lucky dork but thats just my opinion.

did you see fossilman in that commercial with moneymaker? what a loser

by monotone November 5, 2004

Foss

A pedo gym teacher.

OMG it's Mr. Foss

by Mr.Foss June 11, 2017