sports fapper

one individual who is so obsessed with sports they are depicted as masturbating to a sports event--- these things are typically seen wearing high Nike socks

"You can tell Johnny is a sports fapper by his Elites."

by classy_sir June 16, 2014

Flippering

The act of placing one's sweaty testicles in a glass of tea and using them as a stirring rod to mix in sugar. When stirring iced tea, the correct term is "orca-flippering".

Kyle, unable to find a stirring rod, was forced to flipper his own tea last night.

Kyle's testicles shrank quite noticeably because of his session of orca-flippering at the party.

by Cheese Trailer January 28, 2014

flip flopper

One who beats around the bush, talks ALOT of crap, says one thing but means the other, is a complete A-HOLE and I hate him.

My Ex-boyfriend who is completely indecisive about his sexual orientation !!!!!!!!!!!. Is a Flip Flopper who is Flip Flopping between boys and girls.

by Tiquandisha August 18, 2006

floppers

large floppy breast

by hangers October 27, 2003

flipper

flipper a non curse word for fucker when you want to call someone something a vulgar name in a polite way

vcr that flipper ate my tape last night

my neighbors dog crapped on my porch last night what a flipper

by littlejimmie February 28, 2019

Porn Flappers

The act of flapping porn cards on the Las Vegas Strip. The flapping sound is the cards hitting the below minimum wage workers hand a split second before he/she extends the hand for you to take or not take said card.

So you think those Porn Flappers are a part of a union?

by GoDeep&StopLuxor January 27, 2009

flapped

to back out, to wimp out, to pull out, to skank, to not do something for whatever reason

me: couldnt she be bothered to drive?
you: dont know, she just flapped it;

he was going to fight with next man down the pub, but flapped it and ran off;

by Majic Mayhem July 21, 2006