Fetus day

This is the day we celebrate fetus's existing. It is celebrated every month on the 3rd

Person a; "hey what day is it?"

Person b; "insert any month 3rd, also known as national fetus day!"

by Fruityygilda June 03, 2021

Fetus pump

When a man puts his schlong into a woman's belly button and shooting his masquerade of goodness directly into her stomach, forming a fetus. This is usually happens right after a falcon punch, in which the woman has lost their baby.

Girl 1: *Crying* I am 5 months pregnant and this man just falcon punched me!

Guy 1: Sweet. Fetus pump?

by Dylster69 September 30, 2009

Fetus deletus

A spell used for growth but can be used for abortion if pointed at the penis.

I used fetus deletus to enhance my growth.

by Superbatman012354 October 24, 2019

Fetus headbutt

When your friend is pregnant and needs to have an abortion, you headbutt her fetus area hoping to kill the fetus.

"Ah, I think I'm pregnant I need you to fetus headbutt my fetus!"

by marmar37 January 02, 2009

scrambled fetus

A mangled, undeveloped chicken fetus that is scrambled, put into my mouth, and pooped out later.

I'd like some pancakes, a hash brown, and a scrambled fetus!

by fOokz October 23, 2003

Angry Fetus

Making a guy believe you're giving him the most awesome blowjob ever but then all of a sudden munch and crunch on his genitalia, rendering them useless from there on out, while he drops down in fetal position.

Nick was being a dick so Hung gave him an angry fetus.

by cjay April 30, 2006

fetus vacation

A period of time lasting approximately 8 to 9 months. Relating to the time span that a fetus is housed in the womb.

"Man daniel, my vacation is too long"
"Well Darcie, about how long is it?"
"Two whole weeks!"
"Well, try 8 months"
"What is that, a vacation for a fetus?! You're taking a fetus vacation!"

by Darcie Elyse August 15, 2007