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February 28 

In this day, an angel was born
Every February 28 an angel is born
February 28 by lipseungcheol October 16, 2019

February 18 

It is my cats Bar mitzvah if you have any thing going on cancel it because this is important
Last call to reserve a spot at my cats Bar mitzvah it’s February 18 and it is starting at 10:00pm
February 18 by Mason9b November 13, 2020

February 13

If you are born on February 13 than you are an wonderful person to talk to about anything, your kind , funny ,And you are an undercover freak. But great in the bed, especially if your a girl
Him: when is your Birthday ?
Her: February 13th

Him: O wow
February 13 by Great !! December 1, 2019

No Fingering February 

The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.
Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.

Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*

Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.
No Fingering February by zirak September 9, 2010

February 33 

An imaginary day created by the Easter Bunny. There are so many great things about this day. Now, for one it's Februaury, which never goes past 29 days. Most months only go up to 31 days, so "32nd" would sound a bit more obvious. Something about 33rd makes it sound more like a real day. Think about it. If you heard a movie trailer that said "February 33rd" you wouldn't think twice about.
Wit' 'dis giant Easta' egg bomb, I'm-a blow ya' to 'de imaginary day of February 33, in which you'll be trapt' fo' all eternity.

Squeek.
February 33 by nickreaper September 3, 2012

February 4 

All da short boys get to ask out any girl they want regardless of how tall the girl is
Person 1: Hey bro u should ask her out
Person 2: What why?
Person 1: It’s February 4
Person 2: Oh yeah!
February 4 by ElRhyno November 5, 2019