fail burger with a side of fries

1. Someone who is a complete failure at life and everything else, who also has no friends (hence the "side of fries")

2. A word that is used to describe a situation that kept getting worse even when you thought it couldn't

1."Wow that guy is a fail burger with a side of fries"

2. "That was a fail burger with a side of fries"

by THEMASKEDPOSTER May 17, 2010

fail sauce

a delicious and spicy metaphorical sauce that only should be used when describing major douchebags or assholes.

"wow that douchebag is a fail sauce. he deserves death."

by junksauce February 18, 2008

fail post

A reply on a forum that is useless and stupid in a multiplex of ways, also a post whose poster failed to deliver the lulz.

Triton: this thread is retarded lol
benol: Just like your mom! Ooh, burn!

benol: go um... do something bad or something.

Skyone: That was a fail post

by benol September 30, 2007

fail as a male

guys who you initially believe to be straight, but he turns out to be gay.

Every other guy Ashlee tried to date turned out to be a fail as a male.

by mkablam May 11, 2009

fail at life

when you cant do something that most people can

crazy man: NO NOT MAH GMOD WHY IT BROK IT SES I IZ BANNED FOR NOT BEIN ABLE TO WELD

other guy: no it says your banned for being a fail at life

by [CT]Frag_man December 2, 2009

Fail Whale

Extreme fail, usually said after something you strongly disapprove of.

I was so pumped to go to the party on Saturday, but Heather wasn't even there. Fail whale!

by Scalcar June 6, 2009

fail by example

An excelent response when some makes fun of you for a fail even tough they failed in a similar way in the recent past

Man1: HaHaHaHaHa dude you totally whiped out there bro, what a fail
Man2: Whatever dude u did the same thing 5 minutes ago, I just choose to fail by example, ya big dummy

by LT2BHooAh May 25, 2009