A man who would have a limp penis and struggles to get hard by women. However just by the touch of a man, he will be rock hard.
Man: I don’t know I’m feeling a bit like Evis.
Girl (with her fat fucking pussy out): Is that why you’re not hard?
Man: Yes.
Girl (with her fat fucking pussy out): Is that why you’re not hard?
Man: Yes.
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Would probably love rainbows if it were Spider-Man costume🕷️🕸️. Extremely bright and bubbly, has blue hair like all queens, best wife loves you x. Is the ultimate collector of eevees.
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