email

A quick, impersonal, sometimes unemotional form of transfering text in data form, from one shitty person to the next. Email is straight trash. There is no "miracle drug" to make your penis grow 5 inches longer. God punishes and rewards men based upon his love for them. Sorry Chinese dudes.

God uses email to punish puny men.

by Matt Pack January 11, 2006

email me

A polite way of saying piss off.

-You're not going out tonight.
- Whatever, email me.

by GOD February 8, 2005

eNailed

The sensation of not being able to go to an important meeting because you are assulted by a constant flurry of "Must reply now" emails. Derivation : eNailed to your chair

I couldn't make it as I was eNailed to my desk all day.

by Rafar12345 March 12, 2009

emailniac

Someone who keeps sending a ridiculous amount of emails

Ever since Billy-Bob got a computer, he emails me, like, 50 times a day; dang, he's such an emailniac!

by Sven11 April 21, 2009

3000 emails

Donald Trump's only defense when losing an argument against Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton: "I will create good jobs, raise money for charities, and help..."
Donald Trump: "3000 emails!"

by Fxxk it October 19, 2016

email trail

Route an email takes through the internet to arrive at your inbox.

Vedasto: I wonder what the email trail is on this message I received?

Check the message header of it for the email trail, Vedasto!

by Blue Bandit September 24, 2010

sh'email

word meaning exactly the same as the word 'email' (a system of exchanging messages by means of computers attached to a network), but given a comical effect by sounding the same as the word 'shemale' (male to female transgender or transsexual person who has female breasts, through hormone replacement therapy and/or breast augmentation and usually other female secondary sex characteristics, but who has not undergone genital reassignment surgery).

I'll send you a sh'email!
I'll just check my sh'emails!
Sh'email me!

by Steven Bee July 24, 2008