Drain my lizard

Taking a piss

Guy: Hold up guys, I gotta drain my lizard

by laserman413 October 1, 2017

Drain the Swamp

Taking out the middle man

I'm going to drain the swamp as president.

by TheWizardProg February 9, 2017

Missouri Drain-O

To perform anal sex while using Sanitizing gel as a lubrication shortly after defecating.

Guy: "O baby, you just took a crap? Wanna do a Missouri Drain-O real quickly to clean it out?"
Girl: "I'd love to"

by mexichode6969 January 18, 2010

Drain the main vein

Slang for "Urinate"

"The Main vein" being the penis of course.

"I gotta drain the main vein something fierce"

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003

Drain the Sea Monster

Used when describing the act of urinating, usually by pirates or uneducated people who think they're pirates. Originally used in the movie "Dodgeball."

Yargh! Stevie's gotta go drain the sea monster!

by Jason Michaels July 7, 2011

drain-o

When a girl only can do one thing to your penis orally

I want some drain-o from her

by Darnell Black June 7, 2005

drain my pipe

To urinate.

I'm gonna go into the bathroom to drain my pipe.

by jonbecker03 June 8, 2004