fartful dodge

The act of constantly visiting the restroom to avoid employment duties.
Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.

In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.

Fartful dodging again???!!!
by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017
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Dodge cummins

The baddest and most powerful diesel engine and truck on the road. If you drive Powerstroke or duramax your either gay or.......gay

"If your not first your last"
Pulls up to restaurant in 24valve 5.9 dodge cummins gets out. Ford powerjoke pulls up. " look at that gayfer I bet he has a micro willy"
by y4b0i March 15, 2022
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Dodge Avenger

Piece of shit car made by Chrysler. The older models were a crappy knockoff of the Stealth. And the newer ones are even crappier knockoffs of the Charger. It is made for poor people who want a chager so they can feel cool. It has like -10000 horsepower, and any unemployed hobo can afford one.
I wanted to buy a beat up old Neon...but a brand new Dodge Avenger was cheaper.
by evilbeachchair June 23, 2010
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Dodge in the back

To...talk shit about another, make them sound less than wat they are

to "stab" another in the back or to run they mouth behind backs.
Wayno :Gday matt, i herd simon just talked shit about you to Jason ayye??
Matt : he "dodged me in the back" (dodge in the back)
by Pmac March 11, 2006
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dodge ball.

A great game that teaches you a great lesson in life...survival of the fittest
A:Dude throw the ball u frekin pussy
B:I...i cant (mean while jonnie launched a ball at his head and now he is out)
by chavizle January 10, 2005
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Dodge ram

Will make trump himself go bankrupt in a week trying to fix the tick. Trannys, front ends, rear ends, brakes, the whole fucking gangbang will be fucked in a month.
I drive a dodge ram......

Cocks 12 gauge

You and your boyfriend should get the fuck off my property
by Shitandpissenterprises January 24, 2020
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Tab dodging

A mod in gta 5 story mode modded in which the entire lobby is banned and the servers crash.
Person 1: Did you know rockstar bans you permenantly if you're Tab dodging?

Person 2: Well I have to disable it now I guess.
by KilthaBlacks October 14, 2021
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