decaf

To perform an abortion on a cow.

Gawshdarnit, I had to decaf Bessie cuz Junior forgot to castrate the bull.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

decapus

- 10 octopuses
- a feline with 10 tentacle-like appendages
- a word that causes certain people to randomly burst into laughter when thought about

- I went fishing and saw a decapus!
- If I don't go home and feed my decapus, his tentacles might fall off.
- Dave randomly burst into laughter in the middle of his final exam after thinking of the work "decapus".

by K. Masterson April 28, 2008

Internal Decapitation

When someone's head is completely dislocated from their body, but remains attached by the neck skin.

When the skier collided with that lift pole, he was internally decapitated.


Man, that girl is ugly. She looks like she suffered from internal decapitation at birth.

by Hashim Negrodamus January 9, 2009

decadollar

it's a geeky way of incorporating the metric system into american currency. Deca means ten so a decadollar is just ten dollars hectadollar would be onehundred milidollar would be one thousand etc.

That cheesestrak might cost you a decadollar.

by skimastah July 24, 2008

dropping a double deca

An extremely large poop. 20 times a regular drop. 2 times 10(deca) .

I have to go drop a double deca. I was dropping a double deca.

by Steve Trickel April 24, 2008

Decaffinated

When an anoyin little thing movin at lightspeed n snipin u on unreal tournament 2004 gets shot th fuck down n pasted into n half way through a wall

TK got Owned.
Decaffinated!

by TTTT2 June 23, 2006

decanonization

An end to assigning great glory to someone who has proven themselves a schmuck.

Former two-timing boyfriend has been awarded a decanonization.

by good chick October 10, 2013