The Duck Dealer

The duck dealer deals ducks to people. His name is Rob.

Person: I saw the duck dealer today

by Gerald the shitty seagull January 25, 2020

Dopamine-dealer

A person who masterfully connects people to their natural 'fix' by providing laughter, positive company, and a pleasure that is unique only to themselves

I need to call my dopamine-dealer to re-up on my feel good fix.

by Interiorfix January 30, 2025

Dealers Minute

A longer time than was promised, and in some cases never showing up.

*Friend 2 shows up an hour late*
Friend 1: God damn, took you a dealers minute to get here.

Friend 2: My bad, I didn’t mean to lag so hard.

by AssBlaster805 February 4, 2022

swag dealer

a person who has a lot of swag, and likes to give it out or sum idk

person 1 : ugh you're so mf swag
person 2 : fr you're literally a swag dealer
person 3 : i am, i am.

by kaliuchisismywife March 8, 2021

hug dealer

An individual who hustles to provide hugs to those in need.

She sells hugs, not drugs....she is a damn good hug dealer

by Interiorfix March 11, 2025

mickey dealer

Your friend who after HS spends all their early 20's selling nickle and dime weed packs to get by. Usually still lives at moms place, gets high on their own supply all the time.

person 1: yo what happened to your cousin ever since I went away for college?
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.

by MrSquaky February 15, 2018

BBC Dealer

A bold, no-filter dude who proudly connects white women with Black men packing serious heat. He’s the go-to hookup when a snow bunny is craving chocolate. Doesn’t need a dating app—he is the app. Whether it’s DMs, parties, or late-night texts, the BBC Dealer knows exactly who’s ready for that big, Black connection.

She said she only messes with white dudes—until the BBC Dealer lined up her first real experience. Now she won’t go back

by TouchMeMaze April 5, 2025