cucumbersexpirot

a cucumber that pirots have sex with!

1.arg matie did you have sex with your cucumber last night?
2.yes then I ate it!
1.so your a cucumbersexpirot?
2. yes yes I am.

by flarganator July 22, 2011

Cucumber

Long and hard and has cum in the middle

Damm I really want a cucumber

by Brithney bitch May 18, 2018

Cucumber Salad

The phrase you use when you want to make an innuendo, but are trying to avoid being dirty, or are simply not creative enough to find one.

I wanted to offer you a dirty sanchez, but instead would you accept a cucumber salad.

by The Deffiner March 2, 2009

Cucumber Slumber

(Adj.) When you accidentally slip out during sex and upon re-entry ram !00% of your penis forcefully into the girls anus, which causes her to blackout and go unconscious.

Did you hear the story about how Uncle Willie gave the cucumber slumber to that crazy Canadian woman at the Pink Palace?

by TheCuc March 19, 2014

Cucumber

Why the fuck you looking up cucumber are you straight dumb cunt you should know what the fuck that is

You dont need to know how the fuck a cucumber is defined you piece of shit

by THE_HENTAI_GOD February 9, 2018

Sea cucumber

The disgusting sexual act of suckling another's prolapsed colon before it re-enters the body cavity.

Jim sea cucumbered John.

by teeBagger May 18, 2007

Cucumber Zombie

A pickle. As in the food, not the situation or what makes you happy when your boy comes around.

I just got a jar of cucumber zombies.

by Morainn December 6, 2010