Crumpet

Crumpet is the "polite way" of saying the word Cunt. Usually not heard within civilized conversation.

Therefor the word crumpet is heavily used by middle and upper class society members, especially with the younger generations. The word crumpet can easily be heard in schools around the western suburbs of Sydney, were lads are prevalent and the word cunt is used by those dirty lads.

1) lad: oi cunt come 'ere!
Alex to friend: that lad is such a crumpet
2) alex to keiran: Lauren likes her crumpet dripping with honey

keiran to alex: that's why I'm a bee keeper!

by Therealman445 June 28, 2010

buttered crumpet

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

by diseased quail June 14, 2011

crumplefingers

when a small child goes up to his parents and requests his pocket money, he is refused so the child grinds his parents up with a mincer until all that is left is their crumpled little fingers.

little andy richens did a crumplefingers on his parents, they were sorry they didn't give him the 50p he asked for

by michael razen November 14, 2006

Crumpet

A noun which is a similie for the term 'pussy' thus meaning the female gentalia. Or, to be blunt, the vagina. Its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the vagina. It can be used both factually and in slang.

"Her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns."
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"

by KiwiGarlic123 September 12, 2014

Double Crumpet

When playing Halo 2 on Xbox Live, is to kill two people at the same time, resulting in a Double Kill. When achieving this, you yell Double Crumpet to further enhance the embarassment you inflicted upon them.

(When playing Halo 2 Online)
Halo 2 Game: Double Kill

Nick: Double Crumpet, KSI losers!

KSI Losers: Damn, we suck!

by Hoyl3 July 20, 2008

Monkey Crumpet

A bagel that has been toasted and dunked in a very wet vagina.

Chi Chi: Dude, i had Mary Ann's monkey crumpet yesterday.

Zeke: Oh yea howd that taste

Chi Chi: It was like licking the bottom of the ocean.

Zeke: MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm fishy.

by ZekeOfNature April 17, 2011

Crumpets

A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.

Hey James, me you and Laura gona go eat some crumpets later?

by Captn Luke December 9, 2008