Cootermonger

a dealer in or trader of cooter.

My friend, the pimp, is an excellent cootermonger.

by Squeetthang March 25, 2009

cooter cooties

Sexually transmitted diseases AKA STD's.

Before I went on the date with my new girlfriend my mother told me to "wear a condom cuz she might have cooter cooties"

by Big Jenny March 26, 2009

Cooter tickler

another name for chin whiskers or a poets beard

look how good this cooter tickler looks

by aphilia July 6, 2009

Cooter Fuzz

The left-over pubic hair at the bottom of the tub after a woman shaves her pussy bald.

I love when my old lady shaves her snatch bald, but she always leaves cooter fuzz in the tub.

by hotrod94 October 16, 2009

Cooterbooter

One who cootboots, i.e. leads a woman on and then denies her sex and expels her from sleeping quarters.

"So I was thinking finally we're gonna fuck, but then he fell asleep and I stormed out. What a fucking cooterbooter!"

by Cooterbooter February 18, 2010

Cooter safari

Is what you have to go on when u go down on a chick and realize her pussy hair is out of control and looks like a jungle.

I had to go on a cooter safari to just to be able to find the opening to her pussy.

by Assbark April 1, 2010

Cooter Spider Legs

Pubic hair which is visible when the person is wearing swimwear, underwear and other low cut clothing surrounding the pubic area. Term most often applies to a female but can also apply to a male.

Did you see that woman at the pool in that bathing suit with all the cooter spider legs sticking out? How gross she needs to trim that shit up!

by Molly McButter May 24, 2010