contr0l

the fucking shit contr0l is.. and ironspider man is a fucking prick bastard

ironspider man shut the hellup jew

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

contracentration

Having excellent hand-eye coordination, due to excessive playings of 'Contra', a true masterful video game released on the original NES system in 1988.

"Some good contracentration you got there, man!"
"You know contracentration saved your a** right there, sucka!"

by Johnson Smith Esq. December 9, 2008

contrapack

A carrying device, usually in the form of a backpack, that stores contraband.

"Did you see what was in his contrapack? He had a 40, joint papers, lighter, and eye drops!"

by PDXSam September 23, 2007

Contramercial

When an event or decision appears controversial, but is in fact done purely for commercial gain.

"A pair of twins won the Miss America contest this year."
"Contramercial."

by Bec Whish March 12, 2008

contramac

An individual who detests and is against the purchase of Apple Mac computers and/or laptops.

Intense dislike for Apple Mac computers and/or laptops.

Ryan told Jim he's a contramac because he believes PC's give more bang for their buck.

by S rags December 25, 2010

contract warp

deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'

usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)

when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!

he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!

contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!

layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!

by michael foolsley November 13, 2011

Contrabar

Contrabar is a imaginary Llama with two girl owners. He has wings. He is awesome. He is the best.

OMG Contrabar is the best Llama ever!!

by patunya March 11, 2017