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control freakery

someone who masters in the art of obsessing over control and power; usually takes place in a forum or IRC chat
Quote: "Damn that asshole is a real asshole. I hope he gets hacked for his acts of control freakery!"
by CrackerJack July 9, 2005
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boner control

the amount of control one has over his boners.
when wearing sweat pants it's important to have good boner control.
by respectcomedy December 10, 2009
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No control

A very popular 1D song about their morning boners and letting the girl take control of the sex or forplay.
by Taylor14 April 12, 2021
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thats how I role crazy and out of control

To make it seem like you are crazier then you really are.
that was dumb adam, yea thats how I role crazy and out of control.
by adamblumenthal August 20, 2008
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mind control

The minipulation of a subject's mind which causes the subject to perform a task when the set condition is triggered. This can be open to awareness or not by the subject. The minipulator is a malicious person/group using the media, sounds, etc. as a medium for such minipulations.
The government, Illuminati, the media... your mom, etc.
by AstralBlaze2012 August 24, 2003
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Star Control II

The most leet game ever. It is now open source. Has the chmmr in it. And the Zoq-Fot-Pik. And the Shofixti. And Frungy.
When playing Star Control II, one curses at Ur-Quan.
by Critta C January 5, 2008
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Parental Control

Possibly the worst so called "reality" show that has ever been made. It is a show on MTV which shows a girl and her overprotective parents who hate her asshole boyfriend. The mom and dad each pick another boy for her to go on a date with and at the the end the girl has to choose who she will date: her current boyfriend or one of the new guys. This show is literally terrible and every episode is exactly the same. The acting is AWFUL and the show is supposed to be portrayed as real. I recommend that you watch this show at least once, and even though it is God awful, you will probably be hooked. It's so bad it's good.
Person 1 "yo did you see the new show parental control?"
person 2 "yeah it made me hate the human race but i watched it for 6 hours"
by jenkoo98 June 13, 2013
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