Millennial term for spouse or, generally, marriage. Shows the newly discovered disdain for old institutions like marriage.
Used as a pejorative about other's spouses preventing sexual relations.
Used as a pejorative about other's spouses preventing sexual relations.
I met this hot girl, she seemed to be down for the cause, then at the end of the night she got a text and had to run home to The Contract! Typical!
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by Tom Dunlop August 31, 2008
Get the contanade mug.Having excellent hand-eye coordination, due to excessive playings of 'Contra', a true masterful video game released on the original NES system in 1988.
"Some good contracentration you got there, man!"
"You know contracentration saved your a** right there, sucka!"
"You know contracentration saved your a** right there, sucka!"
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Get the Contramercial mug.An individual who detests and is against the purchase of Apple Mac computers and/or laptops.
Intense dislike for Apple Mac computers and/or laptops.
Intense dislike for Apple Mac computers and/or laptops.
by S rags December 25, 2010
Get the contramac mug.deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
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