Not being able to take a shit
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A person who has constipation.
by Executive-X January 15, 2025
Get the Constipater mug.Tongue-in-cheek reference to a "tightwad's" significant reluctance to "release da goods" at da expected times.
Ethan Couch claimed "affluenza" as da excuse for his irresponsible behavior, but then he had a major case of "constipaytion" when it came to actually answering for his misdeeds!
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Get the constipaytion mug.The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".
Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!
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Get the Constipated C Section mug.Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.
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Get the Constipated Clock mug.When someone retains your money. When you are owed money but that person is holding it for no reason.
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