condom

If you cover his schlong youll never go wrong

that condom is my best friend

by prince May 13, 2005

condoms

Something that Justin Biebers parents should have used.

Justin Bieber: Hey I'm cool and I can sing so well
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking

by Pussyfucker666 May 7, 2011

Jerk Off Condom

An off brand, damaged, or expired condom that you would not feel safe using for sex but could still be used to jerk off into.

Man: Did you bang Amie last night or what, dude?

Dude: Hell yeah, I tore that pussy up. I was all out of condoms though so I had to grab one from your drawer.

Man: Shit, you'd better buy that slut some plan B and get your dick tested...the only thing in that drawer were jerk off condoms.

by iandiablo April 1, 2011

codomotle

when your gettin dome, eatin a chipotle burrito and playing cod at the same time.

sarah gave me the best codomotle last night.

by abrady11 July 2, 2009

Flavored Condoms

Condoms with a certain taste when sucked or licked such as cherry or grape.

MmMmMmMmMm these cherry flavored condoms sure taste great!

by Lotto23 January 31, 2005

condom

Something not likely to come in a family pack

Condom's don't come in family packs for a reason...

by Delmar April 9, 2006

The Condom Game

The rules of the game are simple: Go to your favorite grocery, pharmacy, or convenience store, and pick THREE items, one of them being condoms, and try to get a reaction at the checkout lane.

Barry was banned from Wal-Mart for playing the condom game.

Condoms, snorkel, dummies guide to dolphins.

Condoms, Johnson & Johnson no tears shampoo, gummy bears.

by CalvinD October 16, 2008