by angelofsecrets October 18, 2009
Get the beer coma mug.To play tetris for so long that you go into a coma like state where you do nothing but breathe and play tetris.
Mom:"John went into a tetris coma this week."
Relative:"What's that?"
Mom:"He was playing tetris on his laptop for so long he wouldn't respond to anyone anymore and only played it."
Relative:"What's that?"
Mom:"He was playing tetris on his laptop for so long he wouldn't respond to anyone anymore and only played it."
by DareRiver October 19, 2010
Get the tetris coma mug.When you eat so much that you descend in a state of lethargy so smothering that you you are too tired to even change channels with the remote
by Fatburgerwithcheese January 19, 2011
Get the calorie coma mug.dirty chmaroon is similar to dirty sanchez, only here, there are more fecal on one's face - guy sticks his finger in females ass when doing her from behind, and smears it on his upper lip. It usually takes at least three repetitions to get it right. this sex game got its name in eastern Europe and it's used widely there. It comes from a male name "Marko" - if you add letter č(ch) in front, you get čmarko (čmar means asshole), so its basically straight forward...
dirty chmaroon is a weird sex game where male sticks his finger in females ass usually when they are in doggy style and smears fecal matter on his upper lip - several times.
by horror factory December 27, 2011
Get the dirty chmaroon mug.A state of complete exhaustion experienced by the male after a prolonged session of masturbation such as the one a person might indulge in after his internet connection is restored.
-He was found in is flat in a pool of his own spunk in a wank coma.
The emergency services donned their all over body condoms and gave him urgently needed medical attention.
The emergency services donned their all over body condoms and gave him urgently needed medical attention.
by Skinner413 October 11, 2013
Get the wank coma mug.Once my boss just went to a bbq place and eat like 2 racks of ribs, a huge side of mac & cheese, huge side of mashed potatoes, lots of chicken, like 4 pepsis, and a ton of other stuff. On the car ride home he woke up out of a meat coma, and said," zzz, oh, ice cream, ice cream, oh sorry guys i was just in a meat coma, zzz,zzz,zzzz." in a half a sleep voice. Then is wife said,"where?" he replied," zzz, chick-fil-a. chick-fil-aaa." in a half a sleep voice. So we went through the chick-fil-a drive through and got three XL soft serves, even though I said I only wanted a small.
by farteroopssharter November 20, 2014
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