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Dog park close 

A degree of relationship to another person. The person is more of an acquaintance that you’ve met, but don’t know outside of a specific context. You may have exchanged pleasantries, not exactly superficial, but probably not intimate details. Sort of making conversation to pass the time.
I saw you speaking with Mary the other day. Do you know her well?

No, not really. We are dog park close.

We met at the park and spoke often. I wanted to know her better but we never really got beyond dog park close.
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really close friend 

going out...aka Love...aka couples...aka...love
yah..she is just my really close friend..im with her all the time...JUST A REALLY CLOSE FRIEND

Up Close and Personal 

All up in someone's face.Or really close and in someone's bussiness!
*sits next to Jairo at ThElement* DAMN JAIRO, UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL!!!

Tiffany and Anne close 

Being such close friends that you are past the point of a 30 year married couple; two people being so close that they feed off of each other in every facet imaginable.
My great grandparents have been together for 60 years. Dayum nikka, talk about Tiffany and Anne close!

Flying too close to the Sun 

Masturbating inside of a movie theater, originally in Old English it meant solely a pornographic theater but modern usage a lots for anything considered a theater even in the abstract.
Classic Example: Paul Rubens aka Pee Wee Herman was flying too close to the Sun and Gambi joined Is is
Modern Example: John was losing his job anyway so he decided to go to the conference room and was flying too close to the Sun to pictures of Stacy and Karen's Instagram

Danger Close 

Military jargon for a fire mission ordered within close proximity of friendly units. Also to break wind - usually with devastating effect - in the company of close friends or family.
Josh: "Oscar Zulu Yankie Delta Niner, artillery away, danger close." *farts in friend's face*

Dana: "Jim, don't break wind in the room when my mother has come to visit."
Mother: "Since when did Jim care about danger close?"
Danger Close by Nehima Six66 November 14, 2009

Danger Close 

A term that is meant too be shouted when you are in a public toilet and your about to take a massive dump after consuming food such as curry. This technique should be used to warn people or too create tension for no particular reason or for your own personal enjoyment.
You've just taken a dump and you shout "DANGER CLOSE" as loud as you can too warn people of the event. You then casually walk out without making eye contact with anyone else in there.
Danger Close by ike2011 March 21, 2011