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Claire

Such a bitch but amazing best franddd

love keira
ew claire is such a bitch but lukie ookie pookie loves her
by peedoinasppedo July 30, 2018
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Claire's

Claire's has good jewelry for all ages. Icing by claire's has better dangling earrings though. There are usually some good sales going on. It has good present ideas when you want to get your friends some cute accesories!
I got my friend a ring and some really cute dangling earrings!

I got my ears pierced at claire's!
by Rachael Hilston June 27, 2005
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Claire

one who is unique, tall, funny, and really clumsy. a unique independent person who knows how to have a great time extremely funny and outgoing. she has lots of friends and is always there for them. when she is down anyone can cheer her up. She will have crushes on many boys but the closest one to her will be her biggest crush. she is a kind of person who smiles a lot; laughs a lot; who is athletic (when she wants to be); and is very picky about who she trusts.
"Woah, that beautiful girl over there looks like a Claire!"
by Cs5 March 10, 2015
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Claire

She is a Bomb ass mother FUCKER! She LOVES cats and peeps.
claire-Heyyyyy what up motherfuckers!
Everyone else - ayeee claire here!
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Angry Claire

During the act of oral sex, specifically a blowjob, the blower bites the blowee's penis off. If performed correctly, only one bite is required. Additional bites may be added if botched. It is usually followed by a donkey punch.
"So this bitch totally tried to give me an angry claire last night."

"She bit your dick off?!"

"Nah, I pulled out and donkey punched her just in time."
by Tha Masta Blasta2 January 30, 2010
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claire approach

The Claire Approach is a superb new academic method being exercized by children across the globe. Originating in the east side of MilwaukeeGhettoAss Wisconsin by a young struggling teen of fifteen years of age. Ckat exerted her incredible knack for doing absolutely nothing. Noticing that this approach made life one HELL of a lot easier Ckat continued to use this approach for just about everything. Tests, homework, and just life in general. Because remember kids, "the harder you try the less you succeed."
Mcrab: "Freaking grease***** assigned this HUGEASS paper on the freaking transendentalists!!!!"
Ckat: "No worries, just use the CLAIRE APPROACH."
Mcrab: "NICE!"
by M-Crab-iet-playo-thesecond. December 13, 2007
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Max and Claire

Meant to be together. Max and Claire are the type of people who were born to find each other. The thought of breaking up hurts both of them...no worries they will rejoin soon. Max, Claire is the most special girl you will ever meet. Leaving her is the stupidest thing you can ever do. She is goregeous, she is intelligent, unique, funny, and is high over her heels for you. She has so many amazing traits. Claire, sometimes relationships go slo. You just have to deal with that. Max is the best thing that has ever happend in your life. He is handsome, 100%full of intelligence, athletic, hot, and is falling in love with you. Every girl wishes to be Claire, every bot wishes he were Max. Every boy wants to be with Claire, Max, you cannot let that happen. You two are a perfect match.
Max and Claire cant live without each other.
by Laverna March 8, 2012
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