clagnail

A condition in which a clagnut becomes embedded under your fingernail, usually when your finger has pierced the toilet paper whilst wiping away a difficult shit.

Damn I'm late for work and now I have clagnail.

by Lucretia March 1, 2005

clay mask

The dirt that accumulates around a female's vagina after having sex with multiple uncleanly partners.

Dustin, Teggie, Derrik, and Mason, after camping two weeks in the deserts of Utah, proceeded to give the horny Stephanie a clay mask.

by Jassli1 October 27, 2006

Clay Puppy

A makeshift dildo fabricated from wire wrapped in torn pieces of newspaper that has been soaked in one's own ejaculate to form an adhesive.

Guy: I've made you something.

Girl: I hope its a clay puppy

by JACK'SCLAYPUPPY November 3, 2009

Clay and Dave

When someone tells a story that is utterly pointless. This is especially true when you think that there will be some major point or conclusion but are left just hanging.

Person 1: Hey so last night I went to a minor league hockey game...

Person 2: Oh yea and what happened?

Person 1: Oh thats it.

Person 2: Dude thats so clay and dave!

by Czechos November 11, 2009

Clarydia

A feminine personality that is soft spoken, intelligent, opinionated, observing, Tchaikovsky loving, and modest with a gifted imagination for words. This type of person has an ability to make others smile. And as for her smile...it's so gorgeous and genuine you'd swear she made that smile just for you.

1. That girl, is totally a Clarydia.

2. That's such a Clarydia smile.

by Anonymous85173 September 11, 2011

claty

Scottish slang word meaning dirty or unclean. Most often used to describe someone's appearance or actions.

"You seen Helen tonight?", "Aye, she's looking right claty".
"Hey man what the hell are you doing with that 2 day old kebab?", "Eating it, so what?", "You claty wee bastard".

by ScottishCunt August 5, 2013

Clay

This is a guy that is super funny and awesome to be around. He hates being in crowds though so don't take him to an orgy. He's probably from somewhere southern like Georgia or Texas.

Girl 1: So I went on a date with this guy but I forgot his name. But he was super cute and funny
Girl 2: He sounds like a Clay!!!

by I am Desperate September 1, 2017