flat clicker

it’s a 2D plane that glows
it’s a motion stabilisation plateau

you put a laser on it but it doesn’t come with a laser
a.k.a. a mouse pad

Customer: I'm looking for a flat clicker
Worker: I'm not sure of what that is
Customer near yelling: A FLAT CLICKER!!!!

by his_mum August 8, 2019

English Class

The class in which you write paper after paper and essay after essay of COMPLETE BULLSHIT. You gotta analyse the shit out of those poems and you gotta learn the shit out of those plays.

Friend 1: Yo I got English class next.

Friend 2: Pahahahahah, good luck mate.

by Lenwooo October 28, 2013

Clockwork Ninja

A highly dependable criminal assistant, as seen in the GTA: San Andreas mission, 'Robbing Uncle Sam.'

CJ: Where we going?
Ryder: Ocean docks.
CJ: How we get this van? It wasn't outside when I came through.
Ryder: My homie LB, he like a clockwork ninja! Real dependable. Unlike some of you motherfuckers...
CJ: Give it a rest man.

by Attitewd September 7, 2007

clownsident

When a clown becomes president of any business, organization of nation.

Did you hear about the new clownsident that moved into the oval office?

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

clockboi

Someone who is basic and predictable, much like the ticking of a clock.

“Hey have you send Jarod’s new haircut?”

“Yeah, it’s just some basic clockboi hair.”

by MagmaCobra February 6, 2019

e-clown

this is a term used to describe popular streamer Jerma985. He is a deranged lunatic who will do obscene things in the pursuit of "comedy".

Get a load of twitch's e-clown, i wonder what crimes he will commit

by kamptey June 21, 2021

broke ass clown

Someone who is not only brokey broke but a clown as well.

I always knew you were a clown but since you haven't even tried to get a job since you got fired from your job a year ago, you're a broke ass clown!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017