Chode

A penis wider than it is long, the downfall of women

girl: rips pants down
guy: oh fuck i'm ready
girl: rips of boxers
Guy: yeah baby
girl: wait.. you said it was huge this is a chode
guy: yeah in width

by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019

Chode Red

A chode that has been rubbed raw via constant hand motions or fierce licking... or Cody B. Sometimes a Chode Red can even be caused by harmful chaffing. Sand paper has even been known to cause a few Chode Reds in my day.

Chode Red gave his dad a Chode Red last night. His dad loved it... and he loved doin it! mmmm Chode Red! :P

by The Invasion of Asians! September 16, 2008

chode cheese

the slimy, greenish-yellow residue that accumulates between your ball-sack and your leg that smells like fat bastards asshole

i washed the chode cheese off my leg this morning when i showered

by anonymous February 8, 2004

Chobits

Very good Anime/Manga by the all Female Group at Clamp. ^-^; Can be enjoyed by all but the Manga is a lil more mature than the Anime. xP It's about a Persocom (You'll know what they are when you watch it) Called Chii and that she could be a legendary Chobit.. (A Persocom who has emotions and thinks for itsself)
Watch Episode 7: It's hilarious! xD

"Now put your fingers in"

Chii: o.O *Pokes holes in wall*

by PH34R April 25, 2005

Chode

Justin Bieber

Just Bieber is a chode.

by FreddyFuckFace October 27, 2010

Chobham academy

HARDEST SCHOOL IN NEWHAM DRILLED THE FUCK OUT OF BOBBY MOORE HAD THEIR BOY JUDE RUNNING headteacher is a white privileged cunt who acts like a little fanny also have mr brereton who is a lanky fuck who thinks he is a road man even though he looks like a giraffe giving birth to a monkey while they are both on LSD crack and mango kush

Yo u know chobham academy//YH THEYRE HARDDDDDD FAM MR WHITWORTH IS BSIDE THOUGH

by Mohammed Ali’s crusty mum 💀 January 1, 2019

Chobble

To chew food noisily.

Sheesh, did you hear Cecil chobble his dinner?

Blimey, did you hear the way Eddie chobbled his apple?

by Marteeeny October 6, 2009