choad

pepole people the word choad has buy one definition only one!
when a penis is wider than it is long
thats the only true definiton

derek cummings sfdahk

by halo2 May 10, 2005

bain choad

Hindi for sister fucker

Ravi Lacchman

by fucker October 22, 2003

choddy

n. Brit. slang from chewing gum. See spiggy. (East Lancashire, very localised, eg chong in Stoke-on-Trent, 50mi distant, spiggy in Bolton, 20m distant. Sometimes given as chuddy but this is consistent with local vowel sub-variants.

Got any choddy, I've none left. or: I've only a tanner left, it'll have to be a pack of choddy instead.

by David Atherton July 4, 2004

Choddy

noun: Those commercials where celebrities or other people stand in front of a blank background and stare at the camera and they all say the same thing over and over. These commercials are really annoying and need to be stopped.

Thank god for DVR so I can fast forward through this stupid Choddy.

by patsfan9379 February 25, 2011

face choad

the area of nothingness between your nose and your lips

i have a moustache in my face choad

by 1lemure September 25, 2008

choad monger

One who mongers the choad

Man, that Mr. Kenyon is such a total choad monger.

by Lee Anthony May 12, 2003

choad

I penis that is bumby and wider than it is long.

Maurice dweck is the only person in the syrian community with a choad. I really feel bad for him because he cannot jerk off with out using a funnel. Legend has it that Maurice on the 8th day he was born had one of the top 2 worst curcumsision's ever done. They shouldent have hired Steve Wonder, because he's blind, not certified and he likes to chop off big peices and make a wallet out of them. So now the wallet that he keeps his money in is part of Maurices choad.

by Alex Tourgaman June 13, 2006