CHAF

Adj. Chill-as-fuck, a short word denoting an event that may seem relaxing, enjoyable and and quite honestly, chill as fuck.

Jonothan-Hey Bobo, what are you doing after water polo today?
Brian-Ah nothing, might just jack some thirty racks, sap in the park...
Jonothan-OH! THAT'S JUST CHAF!

Mom-Hey Ryan, how was your day at school?
Ryan-Great, we had sex ed with Mrs. Brimstone.
Mom- Def not chaf son, not chaf at all

by RuskiDudskie June 16, 2011

Chaffed

Can use it for anything negative.

Dude, you were supposed to call me when you got to the party last night. You fuckin chaffed me.

by L0GAN4 October 3, 2006

carf

when a person coughs and farts simultaneously.

when joe was coughing up a hacker, he also farted.
jan started laughing and said did you just carf?

by crazies November 13, 2009

Chafin

1. The state of having a rash around the genitals caused by rubbing or itching the scrotum or inner thigh. Usually the result of friction and sometimes associated with the "chafed banana," or the "chafed asshole challenge."

2. The one down side of masturbation.

3. When glutenous greedy folks rub others the wrong way the friction is said to be chafin them.

4. A term for a group of corrupt West Virginians who srew the state so much they are called "Chafins."

We have been fucked in the ass so many times our asses are Chafin.

by TaintChafin July 20, 2011

chaffetz

Dick cheese that has been transferred from one penis to another during the act of docking.

"I can always tell the chaffetz apart because it's so yellow. Fucking chaffetz!"

by User #109123 February 16, 2017

Chafe

stuff, things, possessions, crap, belongings

Why do people keep their Christmas chafe out all year? Good Chafe!

by SB28 February 16, 2010

Chafe

An alternate slang word invented by an Usman and a Hussain during the consumption of a WolfBane. The word is now quickly being spread and used by several students studying at London Universities (predominantly City University).
It is an alternate word for safe, best described by Author KitSteel.
variations include chafety, chafety bells, chafety pins.

'Chafe dude, catch you later'

by invAsianOfPrivacy February 13, 2010