Boner champ 

one who is a champion of getting boners, or this phrase can be alternatively used as a term of endearment

i.e. i
Guy 1: fucked a snowman and didnt lose wood!
Guy 2: did you bust?
Guy 1: hell yea all over up inside that snowmans bunghoe
Guy 2: wow bro youre a total boner champ

I.e. 2
Guy 1: hey man sorry i cant come out tonight i got grounded for putting a cactus in my uncle billys mailbox

Guy 2: its ok dont worry about it you litttle boner champ

Boner champ by big but toucher December 11, 2016

wrestle the bald headed champ 

The act of masturbating (male).

I'm horny so I think I'll watch internet porn whilst I "wrestle the bald headed champ".

wrestle the bald headed champ by Hickeyandy January 9, 2010

X-ChAmP 

A small fruit cocktail, whose origin is rooted in Southern Italy. Usually only eaten by gay men and ugly women, most people find X-ChAmPs too annoying to tolerate for more than a moment.

Damn... is that X-ChAmp gay or what?

X-ChAmP by Insanemofo March 28, 2005

Cock Champ 

A girl who sucks cock like a pro

That chick has a tongue ring, I wonder if she's a cock champ...

Cock Champ by J Da Man February 23, 2009

baldy the one eyed champ 

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.

Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.

baldy the one eyed champ by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Paper Champ 

A player and/or team that is statistically superior to one's opponent and is viewed as the almost guaranteed victor in an upcoming match, yet is unable to achieve victory over said opponent.

The undefeated New England Patriots were beaten by the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLII, proving the Patriots to be nothing but paper champs.

Paper Champ by sd561 January 20, 2009

The proverbial champ 

Used figuratively to express or accentuate the use of The Champ

Man, if Dave calls out of work again I am going to give him the Proverbial Champ

The proverbial champ by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004