by PeeWeeSermon May 27, 2020

"Hey bro, did you hear about Diego? He's back in the pen..... robbery or some shiz"
"no way, how they catch his fat ass?"
"apparently he was outside some apartment and set off the motion sensing doorbell, he was caught on ring"
"daaaayyyyummmmm..... well at least i can smash his sister now"
"no way, how they catch his fat ass?"
"apparently he was outside some apartment and set off the motion sensing doorbell, he was caught on ring"
"daaaayyyyummmmm..... well at least i can smash his sister now"
by King Chod September 2, 2020

“dez caught it” refers to a controversial play that happened on January 11,2015 on a NFC Divisional game between the Dallas Cowboys vs. Green Bay Packers.On a 4th a 2,Cowboys qb Tony Romo made a deep pass down the sideline which was caught by Dez Bryant.Green Bays coach Mike McCarthy challenged the play which ended up being overturned.The Dallas Cowboys ended up losing the game which fans felt that they shouldn’t have lost if not for that play.
by footballnerdlmaoo February 18, 2024

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

1....Found out reoiling Dr Marin Boots, when clearly new pair necessary, complete cheap skate.
2...Found facing magistrates again,scary building with super shiny hard wearing floor varnish.Person
hardly given a chance to explain, floor so skiddy,guilty within moments.
2...Found facing magistrates again,scary building with super shiny hard wearing floor varnish.Person
hardly given a chance to explain, floor so skiddy,guilty within moments.
Vern..."your not oiling your cherry Martinz again,"caught lackered or what?"
Brad..."heard you were getting busted again today,how fast this time,were you caught lackered?"
Brad..."heard you were getting busted again today,how fast this time,were you caught lackered?"
by gingerprawn May 4, 2018

Having to use the bathroom really badly, usually a number 2 or when you have a leaky faucet, but not having access to a bathroom.
by KSpade1120 July 27, 2018
