Catholic Crunchies

A derogatory name for a bible basher.

My school is full of Catholic Crunchies.

by stupidgothgirl July 14, 2006

The Roman Catholic

When a girl is about to do down on you, do the Christian Doctrine of the Trinity. Also, you should put your hand on her head to add to the effect.

Bro, my girlfriend gave me the best head last night by doing The Roman Catholic.

by Doctor Heisenberg July 12, 2019

Catholic Priesthood

Catholic Priesthood is the place religious people and sexual deviants meet and are locked together in close quarters to learn the fine art of child molestation "AKA Kid Diddlers" its all sanctioned by the Catholic church.

Legalized brainwashing that is a tradition in this fine religious organization.

If you are a child molester, you too have a future as a Catholic priest! Don't worry .... you will be forgiven for all your sins (plus the standard $20.00 fee) or three sins for only $50.00 ... buy in quantity and save!!!

Joe: Did you see the news story about the cult of Catholic Priesthood child molesters?

Max: Yup .... Holy Molesters in the making!

by Get real, Ya All!!! June 22, 2009

Catholic twins

siblings born within 12 months of each other

Most likely, those two are catholic twins.

by The Return of Light Joker November 17, 2011

Catholic Schoolgirl

Not all they're cracked up to be.

Catholic schoolgirls really aren't that hot.

by ... February 5, 2004

roman catholiced

when one is jewed in the presence of an actual jew this term is used instead of "jew" to avoid crucifixion

Zahal really roman catholiced me last nightt

by JamesMLair December 22, 2007

Catholic Kiss

When your priest gives you a big kiss on the lips after you gave him oral pleasure. Most often given to alter boys or boys in general. You don't catholic kiss and tell.

Did you hear the Mike was given a catholic kiss?
He does like to swallow doesn't he

by Devon McIntyer February 21, 2011