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WiFi Butthole

The point at which your WiFi signal is total crap but your cell phone refuses to switch over to using cellular data and your connection is useless, e.g., browser is stuck spinning, app is not responsive and won’t load new content.
Jane: Hey Jack, check out this photo I just posted on Instagram.

Jack: I can’t do crap on my phone right now because I’m stuck in the WiFi Butthole outside my home. Give me a minute so my phone will switch to cellular.
by smashdev64 May 25, 2018
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Vegan butthole breath

When you eat raw broccoli and other vegetables causing your breath to smell like a vegan's butthole.
God Jorge! Lay off the broccoli. You've got vegan butthole breath!!
by Chateau64 July 22, 2018
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Stans butthole

Hey everyone, I just made STANS BUTTHOLE.
by Legsyy September 23, 2018
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Lazy butthole

A non-douched, under-prepared butt
hole.

A butthole that has had no effort in the preparation of a good time.

A tired anus after being used multiple times and losing elasticity, one that has little to no sphincter control and would benefit from a daily ritual of kegals.
That Grindr Boy had an aggressively lazy butthole. Like, we couldn’t even feel each other.
by WayTooDeep February 23, 2019
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Clap Buttcheeks

To clap ones buttcheeks, to best or defeat in a battle of will and wits.
Clap Buttcheeks:

Oh this guy has no idea I'm here. I'm about to clap this dudes buttcheeks.

This dude talking shit is about to get his buttcheeks clapped.
by Migssy Elliot March 20, 2019
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Pocket butthole

It's a scrunchie
Me: hey that kinda looks like a butthole

Friend: we that's disgusting

Me: ur disgusting ur the one with a pocket butthole
by Theo no October 15, 2019
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Tigerton Buttchug

Campsite 30. Tigerton WI. One bottle of Boone’s Farm in the ass. One shitty ass wafer cookie. 6 am on a Sunday morning taking communion with chocolate wafer cookies getting baptized and hammered via butt chugs all morning.
Hey Bryan wanna go down to the annual Tigerton buttchug?

Jeff you know we go every year

Bryan I got the Boones farm

I got the l cookies
by Hero110099 October 9, 2020
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