A sex move in which someone dumps a tray of watery scrambled eggs onto a nude woman's lap and then eats the breakfast off her tuna fish laden cunt.
Jimmy was late for work and had eaten but was so horny he dumped his breakfast in Judy's lap and had a Seaside brunch buffet. Good old Jimmy killed two birds with one stone.
by Pork Feinstein August 14, 2009
when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember
"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners
this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)
"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners
this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)
Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"
Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"
Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"
by Captain Planet Jr April 16, 2011
when a fat bastard who can usually polish off food like a walrus, gets anxiety performance at a buffet, and cant get past the first two plates without exhausting himself/herself.
Andy went to the treasure island buffet in vegas, and suffered from buffet anxiety performance (BAP). he had one plate and was rooted, and couldn't get anymore in. he felt completely ripped off.
by kernelab November 11, 2015
That place up on 5th street in reading. Low quality chinese food. Always hot though. Extremely clean bathrooms. Only place in reading you can get pizza, chicken sticks, and donut balls while eating lo mein.
by aevv September 14, 2010
by WhiteBoy999 July 28, 2010
When a girl has her vagina and anus licked at the same time by two different individuals. This act is a prerequisite to the Eiffel Tower.
Although the word 'buffet' is used, this act is most often an appetizer to the more enjoyable Eiffel Tower. Although which act is more enjoyable is debatable.
Although the word 'buffet' is used, this act is most often an appetizer to the more enjoyable Eiffel Tower. Although which act is more enjoyable is debatable.
Scott and Ben enjoyed an all you can eat Surf N' Turf Buffet with the drunk girl from the bar. Scott called dibs on her ass.
After the Surf N' Turf Buffet was over, we constructed an epic Eiffel Tower
After the Surf N' Turf Buffet was over, we constructed an epic Eiffel Tower
by BoneCityPLZ January 08, 2012
an expression which basically asserts that it is unnecessary (and often self-defeating) to be accompanied by someone of the opposite sex to an event where there are likely to be a significant amount of unattached people who are potentially looking for an opportunity to "hook up".
applies of course to those who are not married or not in a steady, long term relationship.
applies of course to those who are not married or not in a steady, long term relationship.
"so, are you going to Darren and Tracey's wedding? I hear there will be lots of hot singles there!"
"for sure. maybe I should bring along a date, what do you think?"
"no no no, my friend......remember....NEVER bring food to a buffet!"
"for sure. maybe I should bring along a date, what do you think?"
"no no no, my friend......remember....NEVER bring food to a buffet!"
by polo January 05, 2006