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Brush Your Teeth

An insult in which you tell someone to brush their teeth while making a masturbation gesture toward your mouth, simulating oral sex and teeth brushing at once.
Bill:Hey Bob, you're a total dick

Bob:Yea, well why don't you go (simulates filatio) brush your teeth
by Hitman 2-1 October 20, 2008
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grind brushing

It's when you rub your erection up against a girl's ass until you blow your load.
Freddy was grind brushing that redhead in the subway last night.
by James April 21, 2005
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prison brush

When you rub toothpaste on your penis, and brush someone elses teeth with it.
Gorlof spread some colgate on his penis, and prison brushed kith's teeth.
by solhax August 25, 2006
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brush guard

the roll of belly fat that is exposed between the top of the jeans and the bottom of the shirt.
If her pants weren't 2 sizes too small, she wouldn't have a brush guard
by mamidedos October 27, 2005
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Brush my jibbers

To brush, straighten or part one's armpit hairs.

Slang originating on the South Shore of Massachusetts, referring to an unkempt female.
Maggie looked in mirror and though to herself, I should "Brush my jibbers" before I go to the beach.
by Urbansponge May 4, 2009
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brushka

a stray out of control male dog. one that searches a neighborhood for a monyaka, for his own pleasure.
My dog got pregnant for the brushka.
by chato brushka December 10, 2009
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Brush On Weld

As the name implies, this is a weld that it brushed on. It is used by the 'clever' DIY'er to 'fix' holes in cars which would otherwise fail roadworthyness test. Brush on weld takes the form of either underseal or seam sealer. Since it is much easier to apply than a proper metal weld, in that it doesnt actually join any metal together, it is within the grasp of most spanner monkeys.
Guy 1:- My car has a hole in the suspension turret and it cant pass its MOT.
Spanner monkey:- I can fix that for you using brush on weld. The MOT man will never know.

later.....
Guy 1:- You Fucking Knob Jockey! That brush on weld failed the mot!
by DMIG October 31, 2011
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