you win a brand new back hand
you win a brand new back hand by your faddah April 27, 2008
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Walmart-Brand
Walmart-Brand by TheMysteriousNeighbor August 2, 2011
Talkin' Brand New Goods
The antonym of Talkin' Trash. The belittling of one's abilities or achivements, especially in a competitive setting, going beyond being humble.
A: You're gramps could probably beat me in an arm wrestling match.
B: C'mmon dude, you just beat the strongest guy in gym class.
A: I just got lucky there...
B: Quit, talkin' brand new goods and lets do this!
(A smokes B in said arm wrestling match)
B: C'mmon dude, you just beat the strongest guy in gym class.
A: I just got lucky there...
B: Quit, talkin' brand new goods and lets do this!
(A smokes B in said arm wrestling match)
Talkin' Brand New Goods by ntjohn March 22, 2009
Belt Brand
The red indent in a person's under stomach from wearing a belt that is too tight. Belt Branding is common in the fat person community.
"I sat on an airplane for 5 hours this morning and stood up to the worst case of belt brand ever. It is still raw this morning."
Belt Brand by RyVal February 14, 2010
High Brand Rap
Rap music that depicts/describes the luxury products rappers purchase with the money they earn thru trapping, rapping & other drug related activities.
High Brand Rap by MMGovoYMCMBfbg February 13, 2014
Rubbermaid™ brand lie-detector
That huge gray plastic barrel at the curbside in which you mindlessly threw out the nice gift that the child down the street worked so hard to create for you. Said innocently-trusting youngster then happens upon said container before the trash-man has carted it away, of course his tenderly-impressionable eyeballs observe said callously-discarded gift, which of course painfully marks him for life and shows him what a shameless lying a**h**e you actually are to have praisingly told him how much you appreciated his gift and all the work he'd gone through to create it for you.
Here's how to avoid having your Rubbermaid™ brand lie-detector make mincemeat of your stellar reputation with the neighborhood children. First, be sure to prominently-display anything they give you --- such as paper-artwork or a clay sculpture --- inside the front room of your house for at least two or three weeks, so that if the young creators of said "masterpieces" happen over to visit, they will always have their happy pride of your appreciation re-affirmed by seeing their "treasured gifts" still visible for all to see. Then after maybe a month or so, try moving the exhibits further along down the wall or into another room, so that if a child happens to notice the absence of his creation in its "customary" spot, you can just hastily show him that you have merely moved it, but that you do indeed still have it on display. Then, if the youngster doesn't comment any more on the object's absence during subsequent visits or go to the other spot to look at it, you can safely assume that he has lost interest in said object, and so you can then put it away in a desk drawer or someplace else hidden, but where you can still hastily retrieve it again if necessary. Then if there is still no reference to said object within a couple more weeks, THEN AND ONLY THEN can you probably safely discard the item, BUT ONLY IN A MANNER THAT DOES NOT RISK THE CHILD'S SEEING IT... don't just toss it "openly" into a trash can where it can easily be seen by anyone just moseying by!
Rubbermaid™ brand lie-detector by QuacksO November 25, 2018
The brand bandit!
The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!
Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!
The brand bandit! by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022