finger blitz

to jam your index and middle fingers into a vagina then remove and repeat with the other hand repeatedly until she squirts.

I called jess to make sure she could still walk after that intense finger blitzing.

by spring break 06 for life October 14, 2010

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Blitzen

A teal parakeet who is the president of everything under the sun. He is talkative, energetic, fantastic, amazing, and very much so ~ the boss.

There goes that Blitzen again, having a wing fit and blipping away.

by Blitzen's Mom June 21, 2008

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Blitchin' is the act of one pretending to be involved in a "blair witch project," defined as a process of imitating the plot or actions taken by the characters in the movie, "The Blair Witch Project." Blitchin' can be performed at any time and at any place, but it is especially appropriate when documented via portable video camcorder with a proper setting of outdoors after sunset. The etymology of the word can be traced back to the year 2003 C.E. in a small town called Osawatomie in the United States of America, where it was developed as an abridged form of the phrase, "blair witch hunting."

We went blitchin' in the pit after the football game.

by Deli Dingo February 4, 2006

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Blitzkreig

The act of quickly moving your hand on an intercept course with the genitals of a nearby member of the opposite sex. The swift act of aggression is named for it's inspiration, Hitler's "lightning war" on Poland. Here, the hands are the Panzer division, whilst the genitalia are poor, helpless Poland. Poor, poor Polacks.

Holy Shit, man! Your Blitzkreig just went through that emo chick! Don't blitz such frail, frail, frail, crying people in the future! Don't touch the emos!

by Hitler April 1, 2005

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