blacked friday

The day after thanksgiving, while consumer America consumes, the rest of us get fucked up.

Self medicating turkey hangovers with 5-9 shots and a few beers is common practice on blacked friday.

Sean was yakking up a storm yesterday. Not everyone can handle full send blacked friday.

by Harriet Plugman November 25, 2017

blacked-out

something in all-black

Jen: I just got the new blacked-out window tint on my car.
Aaron: Uh, that's illegal...we're in...New York.

by dictonaryboy May 20, 2023

barack-blocked

When an election is called so swiftly and decidedly that Election Day parties end early, prematurely stopping any potential hook-ups.

See: cock blocked

"Where's Kelly? I thought you two were hitting it off."
"She left soon as CNN called it for Obama; I got barack-blocked."

by bluejuh March 22, 2009

BOBBY BLOCKED

Being blocked from any interesting web site due to a network admin. that takes himself and his little tiny life too seriously.

Damn, all I was trying to do is check my email and I got "BOBBY BLOCKED"
Shit, Whatta Dick-Weed

by russdall October 23, 2009

Finger Blocked

1.To prevent two women from having intercourse with each other
2. The lesbian version of a "cock block"

Kelly and Sandra were about to have sex with each other, but Sandra's little brother finger blocked them when he woke up

Amy: "Yesterday, Crystal and I were getting intimate at the party, when Jamie, her ex-girlfriend, spilled her drink on me."

Lexi: "That's terrible. How rude of her to finger block you two."

by DeathByASpoon June 6, 2010

COD blocked

when something or someone prevents you or stops you from playing any Call of Duty game.

"Hey how come you got off live last night so early?"
"My dad COD blocked me."

by mw3fanatic November 14, 2011

All Blacked Out

All Blacked Out (ABO) is when something or someone is completely "dressed" in all black.

Examples:

1- A person is wearing black shoes, socks, pants, shirt, jacket, hat, etc.
2- A car is painted all black with black rims and dark tint- maybe blacked out headlights/taillights
*Another meaning for All Blacked Out is when you overdose on drugs/alcohol/love/etc. and it makes you black out

I pulled up in my All Blacked Out car, and I was dressed in ABO style from head-to-toe.

by Abeeo May 17, 2018