Bernarding it

When you wear your hair parted down the middle and you look like a french man named Bernard.

Tracy, you are definitely "Bernarding it" right now, put your part to the side!

by Catwoman28 November 30, 2010

St. Bernard

A company that sells the St. Bernard iPrism software to schools and companies. This iPrism software is the main reason why you can't go on the fun web sites like games if you are at work or at school. Sometimes that iPrism software blocks web sites that shouldn't even been blocked in the first place. View and hated by many as schools and companies way of censoring the web.

(Insert name of school) High School's St. Bernard iPrism software just blocked urbandictionary.com today because of (profanity, entertainment).

by Silent Greg April 30, 2004

Bernadette

that really cool down to earth person that doesn't let anything stop her, open minded, cares about other peoples feelings before her own, MADD chill, never boring, lives life one day at a time, clumsy, falls up the stairs, plays all kinds of sports, and a fatty, and the girl I can always go talk to and tell stories too, hey what can I say “your one dope chick”

1: I wish she was more like bernadette..

by marcd November 20, 2012

Bearded Dragon

1. The most amazing pet in the world!

2. very independent yet more loyal than a fish :)

3. is very territorial and will kill/eat other bearded dragons if given the chance(mine did)

4.(personal)my pet bearded dragon recently passed away after an estimated 15 years... RIP Izzy!

1. I recommend everyone to get a Bearded Dragon as a pet.

2. guy- Dude this bearded dragon is way cooler than bubbles your dumb fish!
dude-i know huh!

3. dude- my bearded dragon ate his sister!
guy-the definition told u it was territioial dumb ass!

4. RIP Izzy I will never forget you!

by adorkable27 December 26, 2011

Bearded Lady

pubic hair applied from a mans genitle area onto the womans face.

You jizz on the girls face and then shave your pubes and apply pubic hairs to her face. Hence bearded lady

by Erik Largo Hansen March 4, 2011

bearded dragon

When the ball sack hangs low and instead of the balls resting on her chin, they sag down and press against her neck when receiving oral

He looked down to see that his balls were on her neck, causing her to look a bit like a bearded dragon

by rachiebabygirl January 14, 2007

beardedclam

This is the term used to describe an "overly" hairy vaginal region,usually occuring after marriage.

Ewww man, check out that 70's Porn style beardedclam.It looks like she's got Buckwheat in the figure 4!

by ProZack November 9, 2003