White beaner

When you're white asf but you're parents are Mexican

Valeria is a white beaner. I didn't know she was Mexican.

by Kingval October 12, 2016

cheek beater

When you put a lot of makeup on your cheecks

Wow kelseys such a cheek beater

by Osbcashvill March 19, 2017

beanervention

When your family confronts you about associating with Mexicans too much.

White Girl: "Last night my parents totally had a beanervention with me. They think I'm going to marry a Mexican."
Friend: "So does that mean you can't go to the swap meet on Sunday?"

by Emma Craig January 11, 2009

Jack Bauer

The guy who was man enough to have sex with Terri for the greater good. now we have Kim, the human equivilent of sliced bread

I love jack Bauer so much i bought his daughter over Ebay

by Adam Thomas July 18, 2004

wife-beater

The muscle t-shirt that guys wear under their real shirts.

James is wearing a white wife-beater

by Guppie January 22, 2004

LL Beaner

A person who's entire wardrobe is purchased via a certain mail order catalog. Often stuffy in nature, has been known to dress the whole family in roll-neck sweaters. Can often be overheard bragging about one's accomplishments at work. See also dullard.

Norris is such a cocky LL Beaner. Are those the new bean pleated khakis? So fresh!

by the jno slayer November 18, 2004

Beaner wagon

A Chevy Impala. Any year will do, but the hardcore beaner wagons are the early to late 60's models.

Oscar can't make it to work today, someone stole the battery out of the beaner wagon.

by Fred Neck March 4, 2007