egg beaters

Testicles; used when a male is having intercourse with a female and his testicles are slapping against the female, making a distinct "slapping" sound. Derived from the term "beat cakes", another term for intercourse.

I had drunk sex last night with Alexis and she wanted it rough, and now my egg beaters are sore this morning.

by Wally L Richardson April 18, 2010

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Boaster

Someone who thinks they're the shit and they tell everyone they're the best and they'll do anything to make themselves become popular.

Example of a Boaster: A fucktard whos YouTube name is matt4045

by Matt4045 can SMD January 23, 2009

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Beater fag

Beater Fag, not to be confused with Theater Fag, is a gay male that is washed up and anywhere from 30 and above. Rode hot hard and wet back in the day.

Man Raymus is such a beater fag. He started working at Rue 21 just to pick up aspiring crystal queens.

by Haylie/Margaret December 31, 2016

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Crab Blaster

A Fire Arm a "Blood" uses to shoot a "Crip"(crab)

"Yo dawg hand me my crab blaster(blasta for ebonical use) I see me one of thos crips right there.

by barack O'bonga October 29, 2009

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Sacramento Egg Beater

While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.

Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater

by MCRT629 April 19, 2009

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