honey bears

Similar in function to sticky rice; a term denoting bears who only date other bears.

Bear: "I'm sorry, I can't date you, you're a twink."
Twink: "Oh, I didn't realize that you were one of those honey bears, happy hunting, WOOF!"

by Shaunthecub October 25, 2006

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beardsley

A rather large woman that has a beard.

A mythical beast that resides in cool moist places and has 5 o clock shadow at 8 AM and is of the female species. Musk is produced in the genital regions and is the most pungent odor known to man. It has been said that the Beardsley totes a Pantry with massive quantities of high caloric food. In rare instances the Beardsley will burp or scratch at her leathery skin producing a grainy, dry sound. It has been reported that the Beardsley has more chest hair than an Italian man. Recent research has shown that uncontrollable body dandruff is also a key feature of a Beardsley.

I saw a Beardsley buying a Mach 3 Turbo today!!

by Breather February 20, 2007

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Beardslee's

A fricken awesome last name!!!!!!!

The Beardslee's are awesome and hot!

by Maddie4278 January 19, 2011

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beakus

A name for someone’s when they have an abnormally large nose.

Oi beakus come here.

You know Owen he’s a beakus.

by Bogboi69 January 3, 2018

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Carpet Bears

The mystical creatures in your room who steal your stuff when your not looking. Scientifically proven that they are the reason behind the strange occurences when you know exactly that you put something in a specific place but it's not there.

"What the hell, where is my wallet? I knew I put it right here...Damn Carpet Bears!!"

"Dude have you seen my cell phone? I can't find it." "No, the Carpet Bears probably took it."

by Crazyw00 December 29, 2007

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