bed bath and beyond

The store that sells bath and bed stuff. I have never found the beyond part.

The beyond, in bed bath and beyond is that they sell pancakes there

by DizzyLizzy April 6, 2007

sponge bath

Hospital pleasure makes paying the bill easier !!

awesome nurse spends half an hour each day giving a sponge bath. Man I can wait to get sick again! They even feed you in bed.

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

bath salt zombie

Condition where person (usually high on bath salts or other hallucinogenic) has a desire to eat human flesh, or faces.

Dude, did you hear about that bath salt zombie in Miami? He ate a guy's face off!

Yeah man, drugs are dangerous. Hope we don't have anymore bath salt zombies.

by funkyricky July 13, 2012

turkish bath

A building in Turkey used as a public bath. It's a combination of the Roman and Islamic bathing traditions that originated in the European Middle Ages. Both men and women may use the public baths, though not as mixed company.

Contrary to what most Americans believe, a true turkish bath is not a gay male hangout.

by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003

bathing suit

this is basically just water-proof underwear if u think about it.

taylor: guess what?
kim: what?
taylor: your so-called bathing suit is actually just like underwear that's really colorful and water-proof at the moment.
kim: i now feel exposed.
kim's mother: take that off right now!

by fall4u~ August 18, 2008

Bates Method

The BATES method is an acronym for a specific approach to reach a certain goal: destroying a sexual conquest's relationship with her boyfriend for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with her. The BATES method invariably ends in complete separation from the original target. The BATES method is as follows:

Build relationship
Alienate boyfriend
Tear them apart
Engage physically
Separate completely

Remember that girl I wanted to get with, the one with the boyfriend? I used the BATES method and finally got with her. Sucks for her boyfriend.

by Methodology1 January 27, 2010

Mouth Bath

When a man is receiving oral sex and cum's in the other person's mouth. That person then spits the cum all over the man receiving oral sex.

I gave my boyfriend a mouth bath he will never forget last night! He didn't see it coming!

by Matron Malice March 17, 2013