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Fart barking 

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.
Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
Fart barking by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011
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barking cat

derogatory term for a small dog such as a chihuahua or a pekingese
I was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a damn barking cat.
barking cat by Michael_Hunt March 26, 2009

Zesty Barker 

When one person, persons or thing fart in anothers mouth.
That girl is pretty crazy when she gets drunk, she asked me as soon as I got her to my place for a Zesty Barker, so i couldnt refuse.
Zesty Barker by Huck Steel November 8, 2011

Barkalona 

A finished football club who only was relevant from 2006 to 2015 when they had a great squad and has barely any real history compared to the greatest football club ever, Real Madrid. Now they are Europa League warriors who have lost to the best club ever Real Madrid 5 times in a row. Without Messi, they are now exposed as a small club who had to rely on Messi for their worthiness.
Barkalona is a finished small club.
Barkalona by InterimLegend February 16, 2022
Dutch slang for €100. Or simply 100, as a number.
Aaii hoe veel kostte die patta's? Barkie-half (= €150)

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Die man is niet helemaal barkie (hij is niet helemaal goed bij z'n hoofd)
Barkie by GeenPseudonym October 9, 2013

Barking Lot 

A parking lot that is made unpleasant because of the sound of barking dogs left in cars.
"I can't stand the noise in this barking lot! Let's load our bags in the car and get out of here!" Or -- "Listen to that noise! What do those dogs think this is -- a barking lot???"
Barking Lot by Shopkeeper August 10, 2017