ballooning

One of the most fun things to do in the entire world. An act that consists of a large shopping bag full of water balloons, skilled throwers, and a patient driver. The people drive around looking for innocent pedestrians, and they launch water balloons at them. This is very fun (especially if you know your victim), but extremely hard to get good at.
Variations of this activity include a game, where you score points!

1 point for a snipe. (a hit anywhere that gets them)
2 points for a direct hit. (an awesome shot that nails them.
5 points for a head shot. (rare but rewarding)

Dude #1: "Yo guys, let's go ballooning, I think my brother and his friends are walking home from school."

Dude #2: "Hell yeah, I'll snipe them, so bad they will look like they jsut got out of a wimming pool."

by Dan May 23, 2005

balling jack

to insert your balls into a pussy

her pussy was so loose she was giving me a balling jack both at the same time and not feel a thing

by muff diving fan club president June 13, 2006

Ballooning

when a man places his foreskin on to his partners anus, then his partner proceeds to pass gass in to the foreskin, causing his foreskin to balloon up, hense the name "ballooning"

i wonder if she is into Ballooning

by bansky April 15, 2008

balldinger

gay; homosexual. To engage in homosexual activities. Someone who dings upon someone's testicles with their tongue, as a mallet to a bell.

Zac couldn't believe what a balldinger Jeff had become.

by revolverlbc October 30, 2007

red balling

having sex so frantic and hard that your balls turn red from the constant slapping.

"Dude I so hooked up with that chick from last night"
"How was it man?"
"Dude I was Red Balling"
"Nasty!!!"

by rusty256 August 4, 2008

ballsing my tits

A phrase that can be used synonymously with phrases like "Are you kidding me?" , "You've got to be kidding me!" or " Naw, I'm just kidding."

Usually used to express disbelief.

Ex. 1

Person No.1: "Dude, I heard that Tanner knocked up that chick you wanted to fuck!"

Person No.2: "Dude, are you ballsing my tits right now?"

Ex. 2

Person No.1: "Dude, I can't go to ozzfest with you, bro."

Person No.2: "You've got to be ballsing my tits.."

Ex. 3

Person No.1: "Hey bro, I'm moving away."

Person No.2: (starts crying)

Person No.3: "Naw, man. I'm just ballsing your tits!"

by D-Pump June 14, 2008

Meat-balling

Having sex while one's genitals (balls and shaft) are filthy dirty.

My girlfriend can't stand meat-balling; she even makes me wash my junk before she'll touch me.

After a long day of work, I meat-balled my girl before taking my shower.

by TheBoyz April 12, 2008