Bachelor logic

That special brand of logic that spawns from a young adult male when left to his own devices. Usually centered around various "fixits" and customs around the house.

"I've only got ground meat in the fridge. That's a little bare on its own. I've got bread though. Fried meat on bread. That's practically a hamburger right there"
"Dude. That's bachelor logic"

by Daemus November 27, 2009

Bachelor of Cannabis

Aquired by ingesting marijuana approximately every day over the course of 4 years.

Many users of cannabis will ingest it for longer periods of time, hence persuing a cannabis degree at the Masters or PhD level.

Tim: I think it is time I rapped things up and stopped living high.

Mark: Wow are you really deciding to change? Quitter...

Tim: Ugh, I'm doing this because it's for the best of society, my family, and peers. Not because I want to. The high life is the higher life which only some individuals who have high intelligence and confidence can obtain while high.

Mark: So you're settling with only a Bachelor of Cannabis?

Tim: Yes

by Goondued November 5, 2011

son of a bachelor

Indicating a man was of illegitimate birth as his father was not and is still not married. Not to be confused with son of a bitch where bachelor is sometimes substituted for bitch. Melvile used the phrase in Typee. Not sure if he was substituting but I was struck with the subtlety.

Well sir , I will respect your mother but you are one sorry son of a bachelor.

Greeting: What’s up you motherles sons of bachelors?

by Wikidictionarymiki February 13, 2018

Bachinsky

smoking a joint in a cheeseburger

P1: I really want to go bachinsky right now

P2: You got a chesse burger?

by TunaAlbacore December 9, 2008

Bachel

A Bachel is a person who enjoys their life, but falls in love easily. Bachels are outgoing human beings, and love to be surrounded by people. However, Bachels have a tendency to have asthma attacks when they are drunk.

Person 1: Dude, why is that girl having an asthma attack?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Bachel, she's fine.

by kaseyjojo October 9, 2010

bachelor chow

Cooked food preserved in a pouch (as "Tasty Bite" Indian dinners) that requires only to be heated in hot water for a few minutes before being served.

- What are you having for dinner?
- Ever since the girl moved out, I'm living on bachelor chow.

by Enward September 6, 2005

toxic bachelor

Worst men around. They are liars, cheats, users and abusers. Toxic bachelors are expert players and will always lie to women and to whom ever to get what they want. They will often use the same pick up lines and rely heavily on their looks and fake charm to attract women. Extremely shallow and only care about physical appearances. Toxic bachelors are typically good looking, well dressed and are usually salesmen. They usually travel in pairs and refer to each other as dude.

Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in the Wedding Crahers, Vince in Swingers, any Vince Vaughn movie character is a toxic bachelors.

by Flossy Flew May 2, 2006