Bass tape

Another way of saying "@$$ rape." Seen in one episode of Reno 911! where the visitor phone was out of order thus calling for a game of charades to describe the inmate's jail time experience. The police woman got to "Bass Tape," but no further.

John: Man, I heard you were in the joint for a while!
Luke: Yeah...
John: D'ya get bass taped?
Luke: Say wha?
John makes an obscene gesture implying nonconsentual buttshecks.
Luke: Oh... Sick b@st@rd.

by KillerKitsune October 9, 2008

bass akwards

Being of a wrong nature or easily confused ie. ass backwards

The guy who wrote the definition for rainbow wings got his definition bass akwards!!

by Mobius July 17, 2003

Bass Ackwards

The art and science of hurtling blindly in the wrong direction with no sense of the impending doom about to be inflicted on one's sorry ass. Usually applied to procedures, processes, or theories based on faulty logic, or faulty personnel.

Once again, marketing wants the poor engineers to build something that will sell, but don't have a clue what that "something" could be. Bass ackwards as usual.

by filmchild February 24, 2004

bass guitar

known as the electric bass, far superior to the regular guitar. Yet i play a fretless, which is even far superior to the fretted bass!

you play bass, you're "kooler" than the guitar player, i play fretless bass, im even "kooler" than you!

by frizzlefry August 30, 2005

bass face

the face made under exposure to vast amounts of bass.

oh my god, this dubstep is giving me bass face.

by srose121 December 30, 2009

bass to mouth

A sex act that involves rubbing a large mouth bass (dead or alive) on your partners asshole and immediately licking the bass clean.

Me and Jamie went fishing last night and decided to go bass to mouth with a fish we caught.

by Plowinurgranny May 11, 2017

bass master

a sexual position where in doggy style the man puts his knee on the small of the womans back, reaches over and fishhooks her and pulls back like he is trying to reel in a fish.

Ray: Hey Evan why is your finger all messed up?

Ben: Oh you didnt hear?!?!?!

Evan: She bit my finger mid bass master.

by erkwon October 9, 2008