n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.
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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.
It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?
It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?
by gnostic3 January 12, 2022
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Aussies have some admirable qualities such as not giving up easily however the whinging Aussie can never give credit to opposition when due.
Aussies have some admirable qualities such as not giving up easily however the whinging Aussie can never give credit to opposition when due.
Same old whinging Aussies blaming the ball or the weather or the prime minister when being outplayed in the ashes
by Retain the urn August 1, 2023
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What’s that?
She licked me down under.
What’s that?
She licked me down under.
by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023
Get the Aussie 3-Minute Miracle mug.TWO PEOPLE, ONE LIES ON THEIR FRONT WHILST THE OTHER TAKES A POO ON THEIR UPPER BACK AND PATS IN DOWN NUMEROUS TIMES WITH THEIR BUM.
AUSSIE PATTY VERY SIMULAR TO A BOSTON PANCAKE BUT INSTEAD, THIS IS APPLIED TO THE UPPER BACK.
(SEE BOSTON PANCAKE)
(SEE BOSTON PANCAKE)
by Mikool77 July 5, 2023
Get the AUSSIE PATTY mug.an Aussie is used when your to lazy to type "Australian". this can also be used in a offensive way depending on the person and if there patriotic of there country or not. the examples will follow below.
using it because your lazy: Hey, look at that Aussie tourist.
using it in a offensive matter: stfu you stupid ass retarded Aussie. you motherfuckers have the lowest iq in all places. go to hell, nvm you guys are already in hell.
using it in a offensive matter: stfu you stupid ass retarded Aussie. you motherfuckers have the lowest iq in all places. go to hell, nvm you guys are already in hell.
by mysterious man in usa February 21, 2023
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smth dumb teenage girls obsess over since they dont have any friends!!!
smth dumb teenage girls obsess over since they dont have any friends!!!
by anonymous February 27, 2024
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