spicy butt

(n.) - An uncomfortable and burning bowel sensation resulting from the intake of spicy foods.

After eating the spiciest order of pan roast, the guy came down with the worst case of spicy butt later that night.

by Kaytan September 23, 2011

sprinted

When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.

Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?

Sucks.

What'll I do now?

Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.

by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017

Spinckett

the ability to sexually please anything and everything.

Girl: WOW; What a Spinckett! I havent been so sexually pleased in years!
Girl's cat: OMG Yes! I was all wet from just watching!

by Pepe Le Franklin III June 17, 2008

Fuck Spez

Is a cuss phrase for Steve Huffman (u/spez), the current CEO of Reddit due to his own site policies and decisions. You'll likely have your account suspended on Reddit if you cuss him or use the phrase for a name of subreddit (this is like #FuckElonMusk on Twitter, #FuckMarkZuckerberg on Facebook, and #FuckSusanWojcicki on Youtube).

Never trust these CEOs, they'll remove you anytime if they want. Fuck Spez, Fuck Elon, Fuck Zuckerberg, Fuck Susan Wojcicki. Use alternatives and watch these companies run into the ground.

by Shiine-1 June 21, 2023

Peanut Butter Spoon

5:40 don't climb on top of a cop car and you won't fall off of it.

You guys ever look up peanut butter spoon?

by Dohaldir September 18, 2020

Sperm Damage

Pain, that transcends physical or mental limitations, and affects the very genetic makeup of your future children. It is more severe than brain damage.

Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.

A: Bro, if you lost all your fingers, would you still try to masturbate?

B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.

by MicahJoe February 11, 2022

Irish Spring green

When the YouTuber FlightReacts makes a shot with a green release in an NBA 2K game

Flight: *makes green shot* “IRISH SPRING GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN NIGGA”

by W Demigod February 20, 2019