ZING

word to be used after someone does a crap punchline

Angus: your gay
Donald: your mums gay
Dylan: ZING!

by annnnnnngus January 25, 2009

zing the ball

A word used by dumb jocks from Iowa to say "Cool" or "Thats really neat"; or could mean to throw the ball real fast like if you were a pitcher

Hey Ryan that chick is hott. ZING THE BALL! yeah she is! she is zing the ball!

by dardin January 5, 2005

zing

If someone makes an absolutely awful joke, or says something completely random or pointless. One member of the group may "zing" them.
This works best if done during the awkward silence after the joke/comment.
The zinger may also point with an open palm, fingers first at the joke/comment maker while zinging them for effect.

George: Hey guess what guys...last night we were having dinner right, and my mother, the silly oaf, burnt my pizza!!........(expecting laughter from the group)

Andy: (waitin a few seconds for the awkward silence to take hold.......ZING!!!!! (while pointing wih open palm)

Rest of Group: (laughter and general abuse directed at joke maker)

by lawrencejames December 14, 2008

Zozing

Jason is actually quite off base and I was offended just reading his definition. Jordan, in fact, agrees with Rhykeey (Rih-key) in the defining of the term "zozing." According to both Jordan and Rhykeey, zozing is a synonym for the term study halling.

While waiting to drink with Ryan and Zoe, Rhykeey and Jordan grew increasingly impatient with the zozing occurring in Ryan's room.

by Jordan February 13, 2005

Zing Zing Zing Bah

Funyy yet gay or retarted refering to Bobby

Bobby is soo Zing Zing Zing Bah.

by Lucky13 October 15, 2004

zinged out

What happens when you've had too much caffine or sugar and go compleatly nutso on your best friend

Dude, I'm compleatly zinged out from all of those Mountain Dews!

by Auddy July 2, 2008

zinger

Zinger, or zingers is an evil weapon that Minnesotan kids from the graduating class of the 2010s decade would use to torment their peers with. The weapons were intricately made by taking apart mechanical pencils and using staples or other pieces of metal they could find to shoot other kids with. Teachers never caught on because it was insanely fast.

WTF? He just hit me with a fucking zinger, that shit stings like a bitch.

by salsaalyssa October 15, 2016