wired

1. Having the appearance of being Jittery, like after you drink too much coffee.
2. A device/person that is connected, either virtually or physically, to a larger whole.
3. A popular Technology publication.

1. I sat in the Waffle House for four hours and left the place completely wired.
2. The next generation of television will be wired and have access to limitless video content.
3. I just got my subscription to Wired magazine. w00t!

by M.R.R. July 8, 2003

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

verizion wireless

verizion wireless is poor fucking excuse for a internet service provider they go around saying how they are the best ever well fuck them they suck so fucking bad

peice of shit verizion wireless

by no one that u know January 17, 2009

The Daily Wire

Another shitty right-winged news source that puts biased ideology over fact checking. Ben Shapiro is one of the co-creators. What a shock.

The Daily Wire is known to downplay the threat of climate change. It sucks.

by Soul_Driver February 10, 2021

wireframe

A problem in society

loser freak wierdowireframe

by Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuu January 2, 2014

Barbed Wire

When a man proceeds to cross his index finger and his middle finger together adn his pinky and ring finger together, and places is index and middle into a girls vagina and ths index and pinky in the anas. then u move it up and down and left and rigt

dude u know John? he gives a sick barbed wire, his girlfriend told me

by k-trizzle May 12, 2006

Verizon Wireless

A shit phone company who makes you pay $75 for insurance and then when your phone breaks because Verizon does not manufacture their phones to last, you are chagred another $50 and then get sent a phone in which the keys do not work. You then must pay another $10 to have them transfer your information to your new shit phone but all the games and internet service you paid for do not go through, and have to pay $5 per game and even more on the internet. Photos also do not get transferred over even though you paid more than Verizon's employees get in a year.

This company mostly highers rude fat employees, who make you feel like you are the most retarded person in the world for asking a question.

This company is on the list of top companies to be burned down.

Verizon Wireless needs to go suck a fat one.

by bkmjtz January 16, 2010